Richard Weston
Director
Ex-New York mobster Jimmy Falcone joins the Witness Protection Program, which relocates him and his family to Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Cookie Falcone

Cookie

Theresa Falcone

Theresa

Gina Falcone

Gina

Marie

Uncle Cheech

Cheech

Petey Falcone

Petey

Petey-bot

Special Agent Strait McCool

McCool

Juan Carlos
Toby
Shwa Shwa
Journalism Nerd

Annabelle Westminster

Dancer

Annabelle

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Anchor

Ron

Terry

Dancer

Rita

Field Girls Leader

The Virgin Mary

Richard Wheaton

Various

Gus

Agent Frankley

Donny

Mr. Flip

Carmine Gambini

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